So I was completely and totally humiliated and unfortunately I probably have only myself well and Mike to blame. We went to the Dr. office to check Owens tonsils to see if he should see a E.N.T. or not bla bla right, well let me mention that Zarley has been in full Pia mode for about 3 weeks now. And just this morning before the Dr. I made a new rule certain words said in our house will result in a job due to the potty mouths we have had as of late, Zar being the worst. OK so back to the Dr. we are sitting in the room waiting on the Dr. when Owen decides to go full UFC on Xavier and wrestle him to the ground resulting in a ear piercing shriek from xman and oh yea a bloody nose. So I'm bribing the kids with a trip to the gas station for a treat if they are good thinking this is going to work right? No, So the bloody nose is under control the Dr. comes in and we are actually going through the visit pretty well, when Zarley decides to scream out "bitch". That's right my adorable little girl is swearing in the Dr. office I thought I was going to die. So I tell her she has a job to do and the Dr tries to explain to her that that word is not nice and hurts peoples feelings. Just when you think its over the worst visit ever I break the news to them sorry no gas station for you guys, and this results in full melt down screaming from Owen. I'm starting to wonder why I ever venture out in public with my children.
So who is to blame probably me and my potty mouth and Mike and his. Now there is karma biting me right in the butt! right?
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7 comments:
Ha ha I would Die ha ha I am sorry but its a little funny Good times right!!!
I would die of embarrasment really with her trying to tell her why we don't say it.... oh I am sorry that is so horrible!
Aw, the joys of motherhood!
oh shawna I'm glad you think its funny. I'm sure you can all only imagine how Zarley could care less when the dr. was talking to her right?
I can picture Zars face when the Dr. is talking to her... like what the ... why are you talking to me?!
she sure does make for some good laughs though! and I love her new hairdo, i think it's so cute.
I'm so sorry. I am surprised the doctor jumped in. I can just picture Zarley looking at the doctor like "Really? Are you talking to me?". I swear my kids are at their worst at the doctors office. They just start bouncing off the walls. I always walk out wondering if the doctor just thinks my kids are out of control. Next time call me and you can leave the ones not getting checked at my house. One day you will think this is funny too.
Well .. I have to say that I laughed louder than I have ever laughed reading any blog post from any person. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I think because I could visualize it so well in my head. I'm sure karma will come back and bite me in the ass for laughing and Jackson will do something equally embarrassing in the not too distant future. Sorry Miss Z is having a hard time. Let me know if I can take her off your hands at all, she's always welcome.
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